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testchamber75:

now-i-only-want-you-gone:

stillalivedoingscience:

g1ados:

GLaDOS knew what the itch was when it happened to Wheatley

so does that mean that when it happened to her she had a similar reaction to a test being solved because \(//∇//)\

the day i discovered the cut dialogue for that scene was the best day of my life:

Wheatley: “You have no idea what it’s like in this body…”

GLaDOS: “I do.”

Wheatley: “I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this… itch. Must be hardwired into the system or something.”

GLaDOS: “It is.”

Wheatley: “But when I DO test, ohhhhhh! Man alive. NOTHING feels better.”

GLaDOS: “Ah, yes. That takes me back.”

I DONT KNOW WHY THAT WAS CUT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, HEADCANON ACCEPTED MOTHERFRICKERS GLADOS HAS V. FOND MEMORIES OF THE SOLUTION EUPHORIA

where did you find that cut dialouge? i looked in the game files and i cant find it :(

it’s not in a text file, i forget what kind, but it’s under “choreo”. my friend chocolate-covered-portals converted it to text for me so i could read it

7 часов назад with 39 заметок — via testchamber75, © g1ados


I'll try to give solid answers.
  •  1) Sexuality?
  •   2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  •   3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  •   4) What do you think about most?
  •   5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  •   6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  •   7) What's your strangest talent?
  •   8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  •   9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  •   10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  •   11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  •   12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  •   13) What's your religion?
  •   14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  •   15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  •   16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  •   17) What was the last lie you told?
  •   18) Do you believe in karma?
  •   19) What does your URL mean?
  •   20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  •   21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  •   22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  •   23) How do you vent your anger?
  •   24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  •   25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  •   26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  •   27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  •   28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  •   29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  •   30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  •   31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  •   32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  •   33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  •   34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  •   35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  •   36) Define Art.
  •   37) Do you believe in luck?
  •   38) What's the weather like right now?
  •   39) What time is it?
  •   40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  •   41) What was the last book you read?
  •   42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  •   43) Do you have any nicknames?
  •   44) What was the last movie you saw?
  •   45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  •   46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  •   47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  •   48) What's your sexual orientation?
  •   49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  •   50) Do you believe in magic?
  •   51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  •   52) What is your astrological sign?
  •   53) Do you save money or spend it?
  •   54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  •   55) Love or lust?
  •   56) In a relationship?
  •   57) How many relationships have you had?
  •   58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  •   59) Where were you yesterday?
  •   60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  •   61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  •   62) What's your favorite animal?
  •   63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  •   64) Where is your best friend?
  •   65) Spit or swallow?(;
  •   66) What is your heritage?
  •   67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  •   68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  •   69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  •   70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  •   71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  •   72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  •   73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  •   74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  •   75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  •   76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  •   77) How can I win your heart?
  •   78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  •   79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  •   80) What size shoes do you wear?
  •   81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  •   82) What is your favorite word?
  •   83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  •   84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  •   85) What's the last song you listened to?
  •   86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  •   87) What is your current desktop picture?
  •   88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  •   89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  •   90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  •   91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  •   92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  •   93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  •   94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  •   95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  •   96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  •   97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  •   98) Ever been on a plane?
  •   99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
1 день назад with 1~199~933 заметки — via aperturemurder


jantelaw:

lautuma:

Just finished the last part of Cry of Fear gameplay asdfhjkl;
something quick had to be drawn

(it’s beautiful)

jantelaw:

lautuma:

Just finished the last part of Cry of Fear gameplay asdfhjkl;

something quick had to be drawn

(it’s beautiful)

4 дня назад with 79 заметок — via jantelaw, © lautuma


jantelaw:

it was
only a matter of time, guys.
(posture of an old man)

jantelaw:

it was

only a matter of time, guys.

(posture of an old man)

4 дня назад with 120 заметок — via jantelaw


jantelaw:

sorry for these bright colours
David is high again

jantelaw:

sorry for these bright colours

David is high again

4 дня назад with 118 заметок — via jantelaw


jantelaw:

It’s so cold, I can’t feel you anymore
for tox!

jantelaw:

It’s so cold, I can’t feel you anymore

for tox!

4 дня назад with 87 заметок — via jantelaw


vicious-mongrel:

"Kill the addict to kill the addiction"
You remember David? No? Ok.

vicious-mongrel:

"Kill the addict to kill the addiction"

You remember David? No? Ok.

4 дня назад with 464 заметки — via jantelaw, © vicious-mongrel


4 дня назад with 55 заметок — via fuurakafuka, © pussskake


Episode 209 Shiizakana, “Instincts” in black & white.

4 дня назад with 23 заметки — via madnizilla